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SCHMIDT’S ONLINE DATING PROFILE… from 2008. (por hellogiggles)
Maldita sea, este vídeo!!! XD
MAKE A SCHMIDT SPIN OFF HAPPEN, NOW!!
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‘New Girl’ 1x10 (Schmidt and DoucheBag jar)
(Source: newgirlss)
I’m the only man in the office, of course I’m going to dress up as Santa. Look, I like it. I get all this dirt on my co-workers. They get drunk and they whisper what they want for Christmas in my ear, and I use that information to subtly undermine them and control them for the rest of the year.