September 2012
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A haiku about Mario Kart
hippiebones:
Are you kidding me Who the fuck threw that red shell I will fuck you up
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hawthornes:
do you ever just find yourself doing really fucking weird things when no one is around and then you suddenly freeze, paranoid over the fact maybe your parents have installed spy-cams in the house to watch you
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deppsex:
but why would you even give him the waterbed
he had scissors
for hands
scissors
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foreveralone-lyguy:
I sent my dog outside for standing on the dining room table. This was his response.
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groundchele:
bridge to terabithia more like bridge to CRUSHING YOUR SOUL
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unsurrenderedstyles:
he may have not have gotten it the first time
but he did the second
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Hunter Parrish singing Weeds’s theme “Little...
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yyeehaw:
exercise? more like extra fries.
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pornthisway:
Homecoming | Kanye West
“People think they know you. They think they know how you’re handling a...”
– William H. (via runawaytrain)
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seblaine:
time flies when you’re having fun and by fun i mean sitting at home stuffing your face staring at a computer screen and freaking out over things that aren’t real with strangers you met on the internet
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lockpickpornography:
saying “no homo” confirms that yes you did consider the homo
your mind skimmed the homo long enough that you saw it as an option and felt the need to deny it just in case the other party did too
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helloimashoutyman:
If you lose one sense, your other senses are enhanced.
That’s why people with no sense of humour have an increased sense of self-importance.
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square-enix:
how to have terrible posture and constantly look tired and indifferent a book written by me
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“Isn’t it about time rich straight white guys had their day in the sun?”
– Mitt Romney, abridged. (via ziggymardust)
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August 2012
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i’m sorry for being really bad at conversations i just don’t have anything to say that’s how boring i am
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Daydreaming while you're reading, then having to...
sodamnrelatable:
via sodamnrelatable
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hey guys this is a picture of ed sheeran when he was little
okay enjoy the rest of your day
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cupofteaorgtfo:
Better get my shit packed for Hogwarts the train leaves tomorrow
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coeptum:
I always get attached to everyone and no one gets attached to me so I always just feel dumb
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