May 2013
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andrewpauldost:
i just saw a post like “kids these days dont even know what a vhs is” like why do people think kids of modern day dont know about past events like i know what fucking morse code is but i dont use it to order a pizza
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stylinsecret:
the year is 2072 liam stops his rocking chair “oh shit i forgot about my youtube channel”
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i ship me and money
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i need you to fuck me as hard as i hate myself
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yerahuntersammy:
BUT WHAT IF SUPERNATURAL ENDS WITH JARED SWITCHING OFF THE TV AND TELLING THOMAS “AND THATS HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER”
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youwishangelfish:
Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.
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That moment when a dog dies in a movie
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cancune:
if a guy stares at ur boobs
just stare at his dick
maybe squint a little bit
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inbox:
Like a good neighbor, I do not care
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dylanzarate:
if you are “above” pop music you are probably boring
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msjewbooty:
im gonna wear like 6 pairs of pants so people will begin to know me for wearing a ton of pants and when i get fat i will slowly remove the layers of pants and they won’t realize im fat they’ll just think i still wear 6 pairs of pants
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cosmo tip #653
expertcosmotips:
impress your potential date by making a pyramid out of the empty drink cans you keep in your room because you’re too lazy to clean them out
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